Funny cat quotes

The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that… - Steve Martin. And has filed it for reference. You may also be interested in: When a cat speaks, it's because it has something to say, unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech. If a dog jumps in funny cat quotes lap, it is because he is fond of you; but funny cat quotes a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. More Info Welcome to Curated Quotes We collect and curate only the best quotes, and display them in a clutter free, aesthetic list. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dallas - Age: 31
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The cat does not offer services.

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65 Cute Quotes About Cats

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Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. The top was a football jersey I think.

50 Famous Quotes About Cats

Let's face it. Cats are a hilarious animal. Here is a fabulous collection of the funniest cat quotes we could find. Enjoy!. Funny cat quotes about chasing mice, eating mice, and cats that work on the computer. I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Dec 16, Explore Liny's board "Funny Cat Sayings " on Pinterest. | See more ideas about Funny cats, Funny kitties and Cat quotes.
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Jinx - Age: 27
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There were two cats that were favorites of mine. That creature is the cat. After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word.

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Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. It was too cute! Funny, famous, or profound cat quotes are found below, uttered by such luminaries as Albert Einstein, Charles Dickens, and Ernest Hemingway:. The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. It unnerves us that they do not.
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Luna - Age: 25
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Heaven will never be Paradise unless my cats are there waiting for me.
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Cats Quotes from BrainyQuote, an extensive collection of quotations by famous authors, celebrities, and newsmakers. I mean, they're really cute obviously. Funny cat quotes about chasing mice, eating mice, and cats that work on the computer. I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. We all know how funny cats are. They're hilarious! Here's our list of the funniest quotes about cats on the web. Hope you like them.
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  •   Vuzahn 19.01.2019

    The children ate their oranges and were quiet for a minute.

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  •   Daibar 11.08.2019

    I had a little red car and I had a map, too. I drove all night out into the country. I was happy in my car. We had a very good summer that year. The country was very pretty in the early morning. The sun was hot, and the sky was blue. I heard the birds in the trees.

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  •   Samushakar 02.12.2019

    ‘Do you know what a man in the restaurant did to me today?’ she said. ‘He put his arm round me and he kissed me!’

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  •   Moogugul 10.07.2019

    It was a large lovely garden, with soft green grass. Here and there over the grass stood beautiful flowers like stars, and there were twelve peach-trees that in the spring-time broke out into delicate blossoms of pink and pearl, and in the autumn bore rich fruit. The birds sat on the trees and sang so sweetly that the children used to stop their games in order to listen to them. ‘How happy we are here!’ they cried to each other.

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  •   Zolodal 25.03.2019

    That afternoon I moved to a quiet little hotel on Fifth Avenue.

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  •   Brazilkree 05.03.2019

    He went back to the Bodyco shop.

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  •   Majar 02.03.2019

    Tom Smith thought very hard. ‘Shall I go in?’ he thought.’Why not? I’m not afraid of the future. Perhaps it will be interesting. Yes, I’ll go in and have a conversation with Madame Zelda.’

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  •   Mikajas 11.04.2019

    «I’m myself again!» he shouted.

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